First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she…
braiker: Tina Fey's prayer for her daughter
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All my favorite people together at once…ahhhhh
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” - Robert McCloskey
Photography By Dan Busta
Ty Burrell, Ted Danson, Aziz Ansari, Neil Patrick Harris, Ed Helms, and Jim Parsons.
Clever use of google image.
*Searching what Crush means in Google. *Google Answers: ’‘The guy you love that will never be yours?” </3
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It takes courage to follow your mind. But it takes everything to follow your heart. ;)
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I want to make this. It looks really cute/cool.
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Cute!
I approached a kid and asked: “What is Love?” The kid answered: “Hmm, Love is when a puppy licks your face.” I laughed, but then he added, “Even after you left him alone all day.”
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FREE IPAD GIVEAWAY!
So this Christmas, I asked both my boyfriend and mum for an iPad, and both of them got it for me, which I did NOT expect. Yes, I could return it, or sell it, but I actually feel like doing something nice for once. So, yeah.
To enter:
- reblog AND like this post (no more than once, it’s not fair!)
- follow me @ http://www.storybooklove.tumblr.com
On January 15, 2011, I will pick a completely random winner. Good luck!
